Madhur Bhandarkar- the terror continues. After Corporate and Traffic Signal, the reality checker is back with the ‘oh so glamorous’ Fashion (I consider Chandini Bar and Page 3’s success as beginner’s luck.) Mr. Bhandarkar has failed miserably in his attempt of exposing the murky underbelly of the most glamorous profession in the world. I would characterize his latest offering as nothing but taking the most clichéd notions about the fashion industry and clubbing them together in a tasteless way. A bad sandwich! The models walk down the ramp, the effeminate designers crudely advertise their gayness and the top models throw tantrums and snort cocaine. Alas, the world of fashion has been limited to `this’. But `this’ is not enough to hold the audience interested in the absence of a gripping narrative.
The never ending movie (2 hours and 42 minutes) begins with the all aspiring model Meghna Mathur’s desire to go to Mumbai. The wise father (Raj Babbar) is against the idea whereas the dreamy mother (Kiran Juneja) plays neutral. Nevertheless, she finally makes it to Mumbai. Then starts Miss-Know-It-All’s struggle to reach the top. The movie is all about how she paves her way through model coordinators, portfolio photographers, talent managers, designers and rules the ramp. Her success brings arrogance and over-confidence and hence the downfall. The latter half of the movie on the leading lady rising from the ashes and realizing her true aim in life. Another tale of redemption.
Priyanka Chopra has continued with the repulsive bollywood horror show. Love Story 2050, Drona, God Tussi Great Ho and now this. ‘ Fashion ki duniya mein jitna kum socho utna achha hai’ I guess Priyanka took this a bit too seriously. The lesser said about the clown Arbaaz Khan, the better it is for our sanity. The owner of the fashion house, Panache, is the ‘quintessential’ big wig, whose only day-to-day duty is to sleep with the upcoming models. And of course, he has a very understanding wife who doesn’t mind her hubby paying for various abortions.
Actors like Kitu Gidwani (Anusha), Aryan Bajwa (Manav), Mughda Godse (Janet), Sameer Soni (Rahul Varma) have a peripheral role in the movie but have delivered good performances. Kangana Ranaut is the saving grace of the movie. Thanks to her believable performance of a neurotic drug addict who goes from being the face of Panache to just another model looking for work. Funnily enough, her swearing vocabulary is restricted to `bastard’ and her wardrobe malfunction scene in the movie seem quite unnecessary.
The poor screenplay never brings the industry or its people alive. Only one word describe the music… BLAH!
So if you have a lot of cash to blow and enough time to waste, even then go for anything but Fashion.
Arpita Tripathi
BA English
